Molly E. Holzschlag @mholzschlag

It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.

 Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Browser humor NOT to be missed: http://is.gd/177Q3 (via @miksago via @codinghorror)
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Twitter and laundry: I have no will over either. Doing them at the same time? Wheeee! PackingYetAgainMols
Replying to @frogtosser
@frogtosser It tastes like fat and sugar. Maybe if we put it on frogs? A sort of white chocolate mole' sauce?
Replying to @jamiegnomes
@jamieharrington Hmm, white chocolate is not the nastiest thing EVER, surely. Nasty, yes. Ever? There'sLotsOfNastyInThisWorldMols
@dougoftheabaci Now almonds I like. Nuts in general. Takes one to love one?
Replying to @Mark_Stringer
@Mark_Stringer what part of "I don't like white chocolate" did I not clearly express? ;)
In corporate marcom speak, there's a significant business case for white chocolate.
Replying to @jamiegnomes
@jamieharrington it was invented by Nestle as a way to use excess cocoa butter. The ratio of fat/sugar is regulated by the US gov. No joke!
I'm sure some people like white chocolate. It's sugar and lard after all. I prefer my chocolate bitter and dark, the way god intended.
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Replying to @collisionbend
@collisionbend are you okay over there?
I've really never understood the point of white chocolate.
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@sgalineau Depends upon who's singing.
Elitist Jerks and Opera http://is.gd/16wwP
@KathySierra car accidents - perhaps because when we see something scary happen to someone else we realize we're fragile?
Mols' next book: "How to win friends and influence followers: The Twitter years"
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@sgalineau "upstart" is to "arrogant" like "snarky" is to "cocky" - one has a bit of a sneer, the other has big ol' balls.
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I don't work for a startup. I work for an upstart.
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Replying to @meriwilliams
@meriwilliams we sound a pair what with being injured and hobbling. In a couple of weeks we can hobble together to Belle & Herbs.
Replying to @tekhelet
@tekhelet oh, I was here, just behind the screen rather than in front of it. Happens from time to time. Just to prove I'm not really a bot.
@danschulz Ha, and what are the chances said baby will grow up with an aversion to water and motion? Murphy's law suggests it's inevitable.
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