It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.

Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Replying to @HeyChrisByrd
@ChrisBatDell So nice to have met you as well! Was a good year at sxsw, except there never seems enough time and quieter chat opportunities.
Replying to @JoshShear
@Josh_Shear a fishing license joke is only the top layer of potential jokes from that experience. So funny. :)
Stepdad's birthday lunch: Jewish deli with REAL half sours, a taste so long forgotten I wept. "A nickle a shtickle a five cent pickle!"
@sswonk Very cool! I'd rather see "Love is the Answer" from the sky than a car crash *any* day. Where is that, d'ya know?
Replying to @psvensson
@psvensson Thank you, I'm honored, truly. Although with all these Scandinavian visits, I'm going to need better Nordic language skills!
Replying to @icaaq
@icaaq Me too! We will have fun :)
Replying to @JoshShear
@Josh_Shear re: spam and bait, just passed FOUR huge billboards off vegas strip w/ hot women: "Get it On With The Babes @ Bait & Tackle"
Replying to @icaaq
@icaaq I think it's up there now! Yay! I'm coming to Stockholm in May, so excited as I've never been.
@BLG Never can have too many friends. Can definitely have too much spam, however. How ya doing?
Replying to @PerNissila
@PerNissila Eat or be eaten? After the steamy pr0n request in my spambox today, I'll refrain from bad-tasting jokes. But you know I want to.
Replying to @wessay
@wessay Yay! You found my "n" - that was very nice of you to give it back. ;)
I find that being referred to as Mr MOLLx (like Mollusk, no?) suits me fine. But Trixie dear, I don't need a penpal. Or your pr0nSpum. -MM
In the spambox: Dear Mr MOllx, I'm Trixie 21 years old if you need a female friend or penpal please write so I can send you a picture.
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I'm finally putting an end to this can't sleep nonsense. Benadryl, take me away. xoxoM
A Jewish couple and a Protestant couple leave an evening show. The P's say "let's go for a drink" the J's say "let's go for a nosh." ;)
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Ate so much at mom's birthday lunch. Crab legs, roast beef mnom. Tomorrow is stepdad's birthday lunch. My family is all about the food.
A simple, semantic, linearized table is a far better option in those cases than extra divs and inconsistently implemented display properties
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Replying to @matt_perez
@matt_perez Not that I disagree with experimentation, but in large, dynamic site development, presentational hacks make life much harder.
Replying to @jennie_z
@jennie_z I find there are less warm fuzzies in my horrorscopes than I'd like, hence my nickname for them. Amusement is key!
Replying to @twtoftheday
@twtoftheday This is my 7777th tweet and of all my brilliant, bodacious, hilarious tweets you chose my griping about my insane family? Okay!