It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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@jaredmcfarland I'm edible or indelible. Like the ink I used to sign brandi's neck at #sxswi. Me, indelibly inked on a pretty girl's neck.
@Sulcalibur Ben and Jerry's Half Baked: http://tinyurl.com/cye88r (B&J's site, meh, all Flash)
@bhenick I've been my books' bitches, really. Demanding beasts.
@grum It was much better as Titterfolk, at least from this side of the API.
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@Sulcalibur What flavor? I'm in a somewhat sweaty remote desert somewhere in Nevada. Ice cream sounds good right now.
@bhenick I have never written a book that became my mistress. On this, I swear.
@grum "Titterfolk" ? Was that intentional as a companion to your toothy vagina movie or a mistweet?
RT from @boagworld http://tinyurl.com/cx723z "don't you twitterSTAND?" lol
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Venetian: 17USD for a lukewarm pot of tea. Now at an aging roadside inn in the Nevada desert front desk lady wanted to MAKE me tea.
@maguffyn Nah. There's only one Jew in all of South Park, and his name isn't Linus ;)
Astrologers, is something huge going on in the astrological heavens? Cuz these last 10 days have been a wild, whacky, witty lovefest.
Linus continues "Then, when I woke up this morning, my butt itched." So wrong, so wrong, so very very wrong. But now you see how I am me :)
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Brother Linus re: drive from Tucson. "There were 2 hours yesterday where I was abducted by aliens. My iPod, phone & car all stopped working"
Very rare happenstance today: Sat at a table with my mom, stepdad, both of my brothers and brother #2's significant other. Laughed so hard.
Waiting for @petele at Bouchon watching mimosa drinking partiers and enjoying a very good coffee