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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@itsananderson
@itsananderson
funniest. line. possibly ever.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
I don't mind being everyone's Mom. In fact, it appeals to me greatly because I never had children but I'm maternal. But MY mom? Yikes.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Please don't tell me I'm turning into my mother. I went all around the house looking for my glasses. They were on top of my head.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
(okay, I stole the line "Skynet is kinky" from Big Bang Theory, it's such a great line after all)
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@BubbaBlue71
@LeBomba Skynet is kinky?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@lucianmarin
@lucianmarin
Millionaire and dog should never be in the same sentence. Trust me.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
@charp
oh you mean Oscar! I thought the same but it isn't that. Beer?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
eventually, certain browsers will go the way of coupler modems, 300 baud connections, and 65 bytes (yes, bytes) of RAM. Onward we go.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@dstorey
@dstorey
I don't even know where those old computers are now. I liked Amigas too. There was that whole Amiga/Commodore v. everyone thing.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
What is this oscars thing people speak of?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
I prefer to relate my "amateur porn" tweet with the "creamy" color of my Hayes 300 baud modem tweet. Far more electrical for me.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@dstorey
@dstorey
I hear that's popular within Monarchies.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@dstorey
@dstorey
Okay, the Thatcher and amateur porn tweets were completely unrelated. Why'd you go tie them together? I'm going to have nightmares.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@Robin2go
@Robin2go
Hayes 300 baud, cream plastic covering, size of a shoebox. Was my entree' into the online world once plugged into my commodore 64
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
amateur porn, for one.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@someothercraig
@wendelldotme
There's prolly an entire site somewhere dedicated to the less-than-attractive things people do on webcams.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
@mltorrefranca They make some very nice, unusual beers: http://www.newbelgium.com/lpa
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@dstorey
@dstorey
Have mercy, I know you weren't talking Thatcher. The thought is so disturbing I think it's time for beer #2. :: passes one to David
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@lulugirl896
@lulugirl896
I feel a "10 Things Not to Do While Video Chatting" post coming on ;)
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
23 Feb 2009
Replying to
@dstorey
@dstorey
take the margaret the way she comes? I thought you were FAR pickier than that!
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