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Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Replying to @itsananderson
@itsananderson funniest. line. possibly ever.
I don't mind being everyone's Mom. In fact, it appeals to me greatly because I never had children but I'm maternal. But MY mom? Yikes.
Please don't tell me I'm turning into my mother. I went all around the house looking for my glasses. They were on top of my head.
(okay, I stole the line "Skynet is kinky" from Big Bang Theory, it's such a great line after all)
Replying to @BubbaBlue71
@LeBomba Skynet is kinky?
Replying to @lucianmarin
@lucianmarin Millionaire and dog should never be in the same sentence. Trust me.
@charp oh you mean Oscar! I thought the same but it isn't that. Beer?
eventually, certain browsers will go the way of coupler modems, 300 baud connections, and 65 bytes (yes, bytes) of RAM. Onward we go.
Replying to @dstorey
@dstorey I don't even know where those old computers are now. I liked Amigas too. There was that whole Amiga/Commodore v. everyone thing.
What is this oscars thing people speak of?
I prefer to relate my "amateur porn" tweet with the "creamy" color of my Hayes 300 baud modem tweet. Far more electrical for me.
Replying to @dstorey
@dstorey I hear that's popular within Monarchies.
Replying to @dstorey
@dstorey Okay, the Thatcher and amateur porn tweets were completely unrelated. Why'd you go tie them together? I'm going to have nightmares.
Replying to @Robin2go
@Robin2go Hayes 300 baud, cream plastic covering, size of a shoebox. Was my entree' into the online world once plugged into my commodore 64
Replying to @someothercraig
@wendelldotme There's prolly an entire site somewhere dedicated to the less-than-attractive things people do on webcams.
@mltorrefranca They make some very nice, unusual beers: http://www.newbelgium.com/lpa
Replying to @dstorey
@dstorey Have mercy, I know you weren't talking Thatcher. The thought is so disturbing I think it's time for beer #2. :: passes one to David
Replying to @lulugirl896
@lulugirl896 I feel a "10 Things Not to Do While Video Chatting" post coming on ;)
Replying to @dstorey
@dstorey take the margaret the way she comes? I thought you were FAR pickier than that!