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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Alert! Cat in Bag! Shall I let her out? Or use and abuse her for LOLCAT pr0n pictures that invade pop culture. NO, I shall stand by kitteh!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Replying to
@ClaireLeah
@ClaireLeah
it was a dog in the backyard, not a coyote. But now, there's a cat in the bag.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Replying to
@glazou
@glazou
That's even better. A napkin versus business card shows some flexibility.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Replying to
@moritherapy
@moritherapy
she's asleep on my lap.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
The problem with psychoanalysts is that they poke for the truth. If you tell them the truth, they still poke, which - you know - hurts.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Replying to
@moritherapy
@moritherapy
Other than to curl up and start purring, no. But you're a therapist. You figured out I was setting up a TwiterJoke. Spoilsport!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
thinking I'm really too easy.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Replying to
@griffmiester
@griffmiester
WIth Shirley Bassey, "History Repeating" - that's what sucked me in. Miss them too.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
I just asked kitteh if she could please bring in a paycheck. I mean, she's really cute and could have her own book/show. Know what she said?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
Is losing the plot again. Please catch me up?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
and regarding Douglas Crockford, anyone who can write a spec on the back of a business card? That's all right with me.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
29 Sep 2008
@WebDirectSth08 Thanks. I wasn't there, got a transcript, pod or vidcast? I'm being told Crock's been stirring things up.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
I really should learn to avoid that second cup.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
Wow, changing the gender in Rolling Stones tunes could provide hours of fun and laughter.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
Some guys take my money / Some guys take my clothes / Some guys get the shirt off my back / And leave me with a lethal dose
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
If someone gives me money and then I go shopping with it, I'm helping to stimulate the economy, right? So give me money, and I'll help out!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
Replying to
@BubbaBlue71
@LeBomba well give me some money then, cuz I sure ain't got any.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
@dodgrlvr33 which all begs the question, what are you doing wide awake at 6 in the morning?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
Replying to
@paulgrunt
@paulgrunt
unless you want the leftover pizza, in which case I'll toss it over the Rockies and see if it makes it to ya.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
28 Sep 2008
Replying to
@JasrajSuri
@jay_ontwitter If you make french toast I'll help you eat it! :: puts pizza aside for afternoon snack ::
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