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Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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of course I realize now that last Twit was inaccurate. My fingers are usually pointed skyward in some position. Gravity controls the rest.
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Replying to @sealfur
@sealfur: yeah but just getting OUT of the chair requires a little bit of cardio. My fingers surely don't have that spread thing going on.
I love teh Web. I can pay bills at 11:30 at night and never have to leave my desk chair. Of course, that might explain my spreading hips :/
I went to Albertson's grocery today. There are now ads ON THE FLOOR pointing to the product on the shelf. Is no empty space sacred anymore?
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Tucson is overcast, windy and slightly threatening right now. Absolutely beautiful. Don't bogart that rain, pass it over to me!
me: "What am I running away from Michael?" him: "have you considered the proper noun at the end of that q?" He's right. I'm a ScaredyCatMols
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there are big, gray puffy things in the sky & my weather icon has gone dark with a yellow, crooked light hitting the ground. What on earth?
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Replying to @AlunR
@AlunR warm water seems so . . . bland. Cold milk (I am in the desert) FTW! I have some cookies (biscuits) left. Can haz! CookieMonsterMols
craving coffee and muffins at 1:30 a.m. My circadians must be dancing to their own rhythm again.
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Cowboy to Austin Powers: "Are you in the show?" Austin: "No actually, I'm English." Cowboy: "Hooo. I'm sorry."
watching Austin Powers International Man of Mystery. I'm in retro mode for some reason, I'd forgotten how funny the original really is!
"Twitter is like being married, you love it dearly but some times you want to strangle it." - Duncan Riley
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Replying to @andybudd
@andybudd: It only hurts when they take a day away. It feels good getting it back when you pass back across it. :D
Replying to @jmspool
@jmspool: Didn't Benny Hill do that first?
Replying to @tommorris
@tommorris I don't think anyone can outdo that quip, you clever lad you.
Just left on my voicemail: "my husband and I were there buying chairs 2 weeks ago. We'll call back, we want to ask about the rubber casters"
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So very funny with the grapefruits, y'are. We have massive grapefruit surplus in Tucson this time of year, no joke. Ideas always welcome.
New blog post: Tracking Pop Culture References about the Web http://tinyurl.com/6c9xwl
TwitterPoll: What would you do with three million, four hundred and twenty-seven thousand, eight hundred and sixty-two surplus grapefruit?
"i was going to order it off the Internet until I realized there was no such thing as Amazon dot Crap" - Dick, 3d Rock from the Sun, 1999.
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