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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
7 May 2008
of course I realize now that last Twit was inaccurate. My fingers are usually pointed skyward in some position. Gravity controls the rest.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
7 May 2008
Replying to
@sealfur
@sealfur
: yeah but just getting OUT of the chair requires a little bit of cardio. My fingers surely don't have that spread thing going on.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
7 May 2008
I love teh Web. I can pay bills at 11:30 at night and never have to leave my desk chair. Of course, that might explain my spreading hips :/
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
I went to Albertson's grocery today. There are now ads ON THE FLOOR pointing to the product on the shelf. Is no empty space sacred anymore?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
Tucson is overcast, windy and slightly threatening right now. Absolutely beautiful. Don't bogart that rain, pass it over to me!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
me: "What am I running away from Michael?" him: "have you considered the proper noun at the end of that q?" He's right. I'm a ScaredyCatMols
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
there are big, gray puffy things in the sky & my weather icon has gone dark with a yellow, crooked light hitting the ground. What on earth?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
Replying to
@AlunR
@AlunR
warm water seems so . . . bland. Cold milk (I am in the desert) FTW! I have some cookies (biscuits) left. Can haz! CookieMonsterMols
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
craving coffee and muffins at 1:30 a.m. My circadians must be dancing to their own rhythm again.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
Cowboy to Austin Powers: "Are you in the show?" Austin: "No actually, I'm English." Cowboy: "Hooo. I'm sorry."
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
watching Austin Powers International Man of Mystery. I'm in retro mode for some reason, I'd forgotten how funny the original really is!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
"Twitter is like being married, you love it dearly but some times you want to strangle it." - Duncan Riley
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
6 May 2008
Replying to
@andybudd
@andybudd
: It only hurts when they take a day away. It feels good getting it back when you pass back across it. :D
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
Replying to
@jmspool
@jmspool
: Didn't Benny Hill do that first?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
Replying to
@tommorris
@tommorris
I don't think anyone can outdo that quip, you clever lad you.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
Just left on my voicemail: "my husband and I were there buying chairs 2 weeks ago. We'll call back, we want to ask about the rubber casters"
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
So very funny with the grapefruits, y'are. We have massive grapefruit surplus in Tucson this time of year, no joke. Ideas always welcome.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
New blog post: Tracking Pop Culture References about the Web http://tinyurl.com/6c9xwl
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
TwitterPoll: What would you do with three million, four hundred and twenty-seven thousand, eight hundred and sixty-two surplus grapefruit?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
5 May 2008
"i was going to order it off the Internet until I realized there was no such thing as Amazon dot Crap" - Dick, 3d Rock from the Sun, 1999.
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