A writer should never mix their metaphors. Stick to either chiropracty or the Titanic. Extend either metaphor, but don't mix them. Creative writing 101.

Look, she's hugging a black boy. Photo op!

I’m so dependent on chiropracty. I have like 6 herniated disks in my back due to a car accident and chiro is a night and day difference in life quality. Even covered by insurance it’s $25 copay each visit. That’s between $50-$100 a month depending how vigilant I’m being. Crazy.

This breaks my heart. You really want to teach children that they "achieve so little because [they] have undisciplined minds" (MW)?

You're going to perform some esoteric quackery on the country?

How about you take your masks and shove them up your ass!