The campaign of Looooove. In fact I know a good running mate for her…

The only way I’d consider voting for you, is if you run as an independent. Anything else is a uniparty performance.

With the shape of an L on your forehead

I'm getting ready for Marianne Williamson Live stream.

You're kind of nutty, but harmless. Like the dreamcatcher hanging above my bed in middle school.

There is nothing in your Wikipedia entry or anywhere else that indicates you have the slightest experience in government. Qualifications matter, and you lack them. No more vanity campaigns, please.

Run against the machine!

Why are you running, you got nearly 0 support the first time? Oh, I see, you want to sell more books and tickets to lectures. Basta! Once an admirer, NO MORE! Ego Central!

Establishment sheepdog.