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Anytime someone says “I had lunch at the White House but I can’t tell you what the President said”they’re just trying to brag about the fact that they had lunch at the White House.

May 23, 2022 · 12:43 PM UTC

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Replying to @marwilliamson @kenklippenstein
pls sit out until, idk, 2036. Go sell some magic crystals or something.
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Strange, when SCJ Ruth Bader Ginsburg did lunch with @BarackObama at the White House, she, too, never said a word if he asked her to RETIRE or not!
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Guy goes into a church confessional, says "Father, I'm a seventy year-old married man and I just had sex with 28 year-old twins." Priest says "Say ten Hail Marys." Guy says "What? I'm Jewish." Priest says "Then why'd you tell me all that just now? Guy says "I'm telling everyone!"
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And they're trying to hide the fact that everything the President said was word salad.
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Go off queen 😂
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If I had lunch with president I’d probably brag too
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Replying to @marwilliamson @kenklippenstein
the only thing that would could have made that sentence more irritating was if he had said "I was truly humbled to be invited to lunch at the White House..."
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Or--if you actually read the whole opinion piece--it's just a provocative intro to invite you to read about a much more serious topic.
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Anddddddd?
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