The Republican party is like a father who’s whipping you with a belt & the Democratic Party like a mother who’s so upset about it and she’s going to smother you with kisses & give you milk & cookies when the whipping is over. Which one do you think you’d grow up to be angrier at?

Jul 18, 2021 · 2:54 PM UTC

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Replying to @marwilliamson
The mom, for not removing me from that house... The dad was always going to be a piece of shit, the mom allows it. She should have divorced his ass a long time ago but instead she half-asses her job as a protector of her children. She figured kisses, milk, and cookies is enough.
Replying to @marwilliamson
I see both strangling the people of this planet through war, sanctions and propaganda. I don't see one as better than the other.
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The libertarians are the ones telling you to learn to take care of yourself cuz your mom's not gonna be there forever, but we aren't going to beat you for doing things we wouldn't ... Unless of course you're harming other people.
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On the whole, liberals are better educated. Consequently, they are both cognizant of and feel the pain of millennia of cruelty, injustice and war to a much greater degree than conservatives. By contrast, conservatives have a healthy mistrust of humankind. I prefer the former
Replying to @marwilliamson
This is not a good analogy for political parties or government of any kind.
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Problem is when you piss off Mom you get Angry Daddy 2.0 and there's no one to give you solace.
Replying to @marwilliamson
You literally said on a hot mic that all Republicans were kinder to you than any Democrats. What absolute joke
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More like the Democrats are the smothering mother that coops you up in the house and micromanages every part of your life, while letting all sorts of men in to bang her while the Republican father cuckedly watches & threatens half-heartedly to do an ambiguous "something" about it
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Replying to @marwilliamson
THEY BOTH BOMB AND KILL BROWN KIDS!!! Maybe it’s time we kicked them to the curb.
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In this analogy, the Republican is abusive, but what abusive policies or laws are Republicans promoting? Republicans want freedom and liberty. It's Democrats who are abusing people's rights and freedoms every time you turn around. Got it backwards Marianne.
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