The Republican party is like a father who’s whipping you with a belt & the Democratic Party like a mother who’s so upset about it and she’s going to smother you with kisses & give you milk & cookies when the whipping is over. Which one do you think you’d grow up to be angrier at?

Jul 18, 2021 · 2:54 PM UTC

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Dad.
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Good Question!
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Holly shit, that's an apt analogy. And for the record I'm still mad at both of them, but I get along with mom better, lol.
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What a fucking terrible analogy.
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So, like big mother?
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Both..cuz of the belt and the other cuz of the milk.. apparently mom never figured out i was lactose intolerant..
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But but.. what about when you said this?
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More like she says "she’s going to smother you with kisses & give you milk & cookies when the whipping is over" but never does.
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Stop voting for them