The Republican party is like a father who’s whipping you with a belt & the Democratic Party like a mother who’s so upset about it and she’s going to smother you with kisses & give you milk & cookies when the whipping is over. Which one do you think you’d grow up to be angrier at?

Jul 18, 2021 · 2:54 PM UTC

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We should not expect the government to parent us
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I seem to remember someone telling Howard Stern "Everybody these days wants free chocolate milk".
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Both of course, usually the promising of milk and cookies doesn't come to fruition, or not in the way you'd want them. You'd have to settle for cookies that are not your favorite and milk that is too warm.
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There are few treats from the ablest party. They’d rather sip wine take happy pills and sleep around while we try to raise ourselves and babysit our younger siblings. Toaster waffles is all we got. When we grow up we gonna burn the house down.
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These tweets just don’t hit the same without the eastern span ad in the comments
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Except we’re not even getting the milk and questions anymore
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Mom sues to get progressive candidates removed from ballots.
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Mom argued in court for the right to rig her primaries.
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Yet the continually work at screwing over the middle/lower class. Solidarity among millionaires!
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1/Physical Abuse is ALWAYS wrong. Let me make that clear. Let’s pretend the father is giving a non physical punishment instead. In the moment i would hate my dad for taking away my Nintendo or grounding me. In the long run however I would be grateful for what he did
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