So like one of us flicking a penny at them as we drive past and convincing people we sacrificed

Cynical?

1.5 million? LMAO. They create billions of dollars of despair every minute. But OMG they gave a $1.5 million donation to Puget Sound organizations! Sounds sooooo epic.

This is about as grim as those photos of those Wal-Mart food banks for "associates in need" from a few years ago.

Timing is everything.

The poor must die for Jeffrey's space hotel

jesus christ.... MULTI-Billion-dollar company owned by a MULTI-billionaire whose made MUTI-Billions during a year-long pandemic 'Yeah hate to think of folk going without..the most fundamental needs for survival..FOOD so we gave 1 & 1/2 mil DIVIDED between multiple food charitys'

That's like rounding up to the next dollar at the grocery store for the rest of us.

Great post; cynical to the point of absolute evil. Amazon is truly one of the world's worst companies, and Bezos is one of the worst human beings (well, allegedly human).

Don’t this guy make like $1.5 mil every nanosecond? How generous. 🙄