In retrospect, Marianne Williamson tried to run a campaign based on love, and everyone was like "you stupid moron. you total fucking idiot. we have to bomb Syria to feed the military industrial complex you absolute clown."
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Counterpoint: she ran a publicity tour for herself based Love and the healing power of crystals and everyone laughed at her because that's what you with jokes.
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I have never even mentioned crystals. Ever. Never written about them or talked about them. And I don’t do “publicity tours.”

Mar 12, 2021 · 12:02 AM UTC

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We love you orb queen! Ignore the troll
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Yeah c’mon everyone. She’s into geodes. Those are just rocks. Just hollow rocks. Rocks with no inner beauty whatsoever.
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Boom. 🔥
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“Healing power of crystals” is a common and dismissive short hand for new age spiritualism. I assumed most readers would understand that. Were any other parts oh tweet confusing to you?
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Somebody was searching their own name on Twitter. That's pretty lame. That's some real Ted Cruz energy