I'll take "things that never happened" for $100

Great mind, definitely. Any volunteers to live in Ghandi's "Ideal Self-Sufficient Village Economy"?

Give to the poor and you will be repaid 100 fold. Jesus proved that with 7 loaves of bread and 7 fish. Pay attention, "Christians"; Christianity isn't a faitytale. You're supposed to do good stuff.

But the healing crystals are completely legitimate? I know you’re trolling for attention but try harder

I have an economics degree and I second that quote.

Ah yes, why listen to academics who devote their lives to better understanding a subject when you can just make up a Gandhi quote about it

Gonna need a source for that.