This stuff is stressing me out so much I got into the shower with my glasses on today.

Jun 5, 2020 · 2:23 AM UTC

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Replying to @marwilliamson
I do that a lot in hotels. Otherwise I can't tell the hot from the cold tap or the pressure from the on-off. What happened to two taps, one blue and one red? Damned modern arty farty"improvements"
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😘. Hang in there sister.
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White lady problems
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At least now you can read the stuff on the drBronners soap bottle.
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Good News! He's Ok!
Replying to @Inevitable_ET
easy squeezy blood packets for ear 😎
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