I was starting to get really depressed and then I burst out laughing thinking about how many penises have been prayed for over the last two days.

Mar 13, 2020 · 7:29 AM UTC

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(To those who don’t understand the reference – and given how viral it’s been I’d assumed there were very few of those - a doctored video of my coronavirus meditation makes it sound like, well, you know…)
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Expect the birth rate to go up in 9 months
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Why did you drop out of the race? We need this kind of thinking in the White House ASAP!
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Hahahahaha I pray for mine constantly!
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You’re the best! I’m so glad you took my advice a few years ago to run for President. You made me really proud. And now you are trying to make me laugh myself to death! I love it and you!
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“Now, go wash your hands.” 😂🤣😂
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Mine always feels so much better when it's been prayed over.
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Hahahaha. I was so into the meditation and felt calm and relieved and when I heard you it kind of snapped me out of it, but it was funny and maybe we needed that so I’m still grateful for your meditation and I hope you do another one soon. 🙏🏽😆💕
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After hours Twitter is where it’s at
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