I was starting to get really depressed and then I burst out laughing thinking about how many penises have been prayed for over the last two days.

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(To those who don’t understand the reference – and given how viral it’s been I’d assumed there were very few of those - a doctored video of my coronavirus meditation makes it sound like, well, you know…)
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Replying to @85roblems @marwilliamson
That is a blatant falsehood. Learn the truth about the woman you are repeating this lie about and show her some respect. She founded @ProjAngelFood. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proj…

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Most of us would never notice as long as it doesn’t cause impotence.
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Damn respec. I had a coworker who was a really good UI designer and she only used the track pad on her laptop.
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Omg your a GENIUS!!! Someone convince officials there penis will fall off if they get corona virus... I guarantee we will see dramatic changes to how this is handled
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Perhaps this strain of #Coronavirus is #MotherEarth’s way of pushing back against overpopulation & human effects on #ClimateChange?
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Okie doke. And that thing you hold in your hand to talk with other people is a typewriter?
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oh great I think I have to poop now thx
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God please
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