The president says he didn’t order the killing of Solmeini to start a war. That’s like somebody saying they didn’t cheat on their spouse to start a divorce. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Jan 3, 2020 · 8:56 PM UTC

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It was a preemptive strike. Did you want the terrorist to live & kill more Americans?!
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It's like saying I didn't kill the murderer to become a murderer.
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You’ve just DQ’d yourself...
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Other the other hand , when your spouse is a criminal and you like to decouple, there are always naysayers to scold you for not kind enough.
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He did it at the behest of Israel. This is Israels last chance to get the US involved and start something with Iran.
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Unless you’re Katie Hill. Then you cheat on your spouse to start a threesome. Hooray for weak analogies. You have 280 characters. Make them count.
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cute
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Damn, MW! Your tweets are hot today!
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