Dude. Kids love tanks. It's really not that big of a deal.

#WAKEUPAMERICA #TREASON @POTUS #ConDon #BIGGESTLOSER #BiggestLoserTrump #BillionDollarLooser #CriminalPresident #PetifialinChief #BullyinChief #BullysSuck #Obstruction #ObstructionContinues #PovertyIsCorporateGreed

Wait til she finds out how we won our Independence (hint: It wasn’t good vibes and oils)

Think of the unnecessary #carbonfootprint

You're even stranger than I feared. Happy Birthday, United States of America.

I will be there for your seance with the founding fathers, Marianne!

Ooh achy breaky heart. It’s a parade darling, not the loss of a child

Independence Day, John Adams wrote, "ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more.” h/t @HISTORY

I guarantee you that many people, especially almost any kid, will think it's super cool to see a tank in real life. Go burn some sage and leave the rest to us.

Fun and celebration is forbidden. Good message.