It’s like an instant planned parenthood, but it doesn’t specifically target poor and black people.

That thing you use to defeat Thanos (Trump).

We will bring you the gems, Queen

For the record - Marianne Williamson could have defeated Thanos without the infinity gauntlet, and she wouldn’t even need to snap her fingers!

Candidates for the position should exhibit at least a familiarity on a wide variety of subjects, including entertainment that citizens rely on to take our minds off of real horrors. We currently have a Potus who is out of touch with the masses, let's not do that again.

@marwilliamson this is an infinity gauntlet. Tony Stark uses it to snap the bad away into dust. Thanos who had used it prior had killed half of earth’s populace. But the Avengers came back from the dust because of sacrifice & Love. “Love you 3000” #Endgame

With a snap of your fingers, and if you have all the infinity stones, you can call New Zealand in an instant.

id like to smoke weed with you before i die

Snap your finger and eliminate half the Presidential candidates

It is a magical source of emotionally satisfying yet completely unsubstantiated claims about the human condition