Not try to be a comedian.
you wake up as amy schumer, what鈥檚 the first thing you鈥檙e doing?

Nov 6, 2023 路 8:58 PM UTC

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If I woke up as Amy Schumer the first thing I am doing is changing my name to White Phosphorus.
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Chew wood and build dams
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I think i鈥檒l delete all of my social media, visit a dentist and go to therapy 馃拃
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You wake up as a Palestinian , whats the forst thing you are doing? Fucking a goat and then going to bomb myslef