Not try to be a comedian.
m @imnotauntblazer
4 Nov 2023
you wake up as amy schumer, what鈥檚 the first thing you鈥檙e doing?

Nov 6, 2023 路 8:58 PM UTC

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Amwoga Khalwale
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6 Nov 2023
A Palestinian widow weeps while Israeli settlers move her family鈥檚 belongings from a house in the east Jerusalem neighborhood of Sheikh Jarrah. What is this? Heartbreaking 馃挃馃挃馃挃
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Don鈥檛 you mean try to BE a comedian?
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Coming to Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. Then stopping Israel from their murdering criminal ways. Then losing 100 lbs.
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Bury myself
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Killing myself.
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I'd storm the city, hunting down a zoo as if my life depended on it, and declare myself the wildest creature behind bars!
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馃槀
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Cleaning all the shit that鈥檚 been caked in my ass for 5 years
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Going back to sleep
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Putting my head in a microwave and turning the heat up to 10
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