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Joined July 2015
I mean I love kindles. They last forever.
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Worst thing? Probably smart fridge
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Ok but why NOT
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Sonos? It can be bad but honestly brings a lot of joy
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i cannot stress enough how unintentionally funny the teaser webpage for #TheMatrix4 is
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Somehow we ended up here
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Just learned theres an apple+ tv show where all the characters use iphones except for one android user who is a pedophile
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This offer is truly one-in-NaN-million
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If you're in the Loop, you must visit the Blue Screen of Death Fountain
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how you know the hurricane is REAL bad
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been afk lately because the last year was harrowing but uh yes I'm still here, online
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How to fuck with someone who uses Google assistant to control their lights: schedule the lights to come on in the middle of the night on a regular schedule. There is currently no way to cancel this.
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This hotel art realllyyyy reminds me of Google calendar week view
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Can you imagine if a self-driving car saw this
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i turn into a sex robot when you throw cold water on me
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Love paying someone to use a USB
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"contact roadside assistance" ....for what? They gonna bring the Windows XP repair cd?
My car got bricked because the software update failed. Can’t wait for my refrigerator to stop cooling one day.
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