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Amazon Will Pay You $10 in Credit for Your Palm Print Biometrics bit.ly/3C9i8P5
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huh I tried to tweet a link from the Twitter app and this happened.....I'll allow it
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amazon would like to hear what you're saying in the bathroom
Amazon has created a $55 soap dispenser that has WiFi to pair to an Alexa speaker. Why? To “automatically play songs, jokes, and more when you wash” 😂 theverge.com/2021/8/3/226072…
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Oh my god it's DRM cups
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a masterclass in modern UI
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read the roomba
who thought this was the right year for this
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On July 22, 2021 humanity encountered the first documented instance of a robot being afraid of the moon
Hey @elonmusk you might want to have your team look into the moon tricking the autopilot system. The car thinks the moon is a yellow traffic light and wanted to keep slowing down. 🤦🏼 @Teslarati @teslaownersSV @TeslaJoy
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Good. I’m sick and tired of classic artists being exempt from the attention economy. They should feel the dehumanizing pressure of engagement metrics just like the rest of us.
Using cameras to monitor people looking at artwork, researchers hope that the data can help define "attraction value" for specific works of art, leading to changes in museum and gallery layout and exhibit scheduling trib.al/dAQZQEV
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Replying to @gbrl_dick
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most attempts to integrate ‘computers’ & iot functionality into consumer products make the consumer product dramatically worse lmao why does it keep happening??? no touch screens, just make a knob
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Ya wow ok it does look that you may well be right and it's still hilarious 🤣
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Why does it only happen to this one number then? It's very on brand, just sayin.
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UniFi doorbell is good!
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Farmers are going to get the right to repair their own tractors. John Deere was one of the worst cases of "You Don't Own Your Hardware." Let's do this for personal devices next. vice.com/en/article/epn5mk/b…
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Hey! @Ring! The fact I have to be soldering a new LiPo battery into an overpriced piece of junk is SHAMEFUL. You are selling products that WILL fail and just end up in a landfill forcing consumers to pay more. How has there not been a class action lawsuit yet? @FTC #RightToRepair
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Oh look, there’s the design flaw that causes houses to catch on fire. Yep, let’s put a security screw right next to a #Lithiumion Battery. 🤦🏻‍♂️🔥 @acaguy
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Just to show that we are living in a dystopian future, my bike helmet requires a software upgrade.
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