screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com
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To be fair if you chose to live in Texas you probably figured your power company wouldn't reach inside your thermostat and do what it wanted
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Energy company secretly changing thermostats remotely to roast customers in their own homes
It's official: we live in a dystopia dailydot.com/debug/texas-rem…
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Tfw when the integration test environment blasts literally everyone who uses the service 🤪
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can't wait to sit through my first unskippable 10 second VR ad when facebook has a bad quarter
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Internet of Shit retweeted
My friend played a Halloween prank on his wife with his smart home.
But it turns out he set it to repeat and can't figure out how to turn it off. So for the last 8 months, every Saturday night at 11:50PM their lights dim and turn red while Thriller starts playing.
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So these Sony headphones ask you to upload an actual photo of your earlobes to optimise the spatial audio support and the privacy policy is hilarious
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i think it’s ridiculous that computers have fans in them. you’re getting yourself worked up for no good reason. it’s either gonna be a 1 or a 0. just chill
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if amazon pushing a literal police state on you without consent wasn't enough to ditch this shit, I sure hope this is
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Hey it's Amazon here, we're opting you into the largest surveillance dragnet in history, you're down right?
xoxo, Bezos
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Hello, it's Amazon here, you have one week to opt out of sharing your internet with everyone, but I'm sure you love this so why would you? Have a great day! theguardian.com/technology/2…
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