screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com
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oh my god my house is burning down I'm gonna.......fire up the Wii to call for help???
As part of Nintendo's push for online services on the Wii, one of the many applications they made was the now-offline "Wii-Woo", which would contact emergency services immediately upon startup. Nintendo stated to only use it in a real "Wii-mergency".
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“WE ARE UPDATING YOUR SHOES”
Just got a pair of shoes I’ve ordered on Amazon
To my surprise, not only they got Bluetooth but I also had to perform a ****** firmware update 😅🤬🤯 @internetofshit
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I am not cut out for this modern world, especially one where touchscreens have replaced the reliable technology of a “handle” in bathrooms—and where you can’t wash your hands because “internal storage running out” means “applications & system functions may not work well”
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the app doesn't actually work (see reviews) because the server is gone and the entire app was removed from the iOS app store
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just very normal that amazon continues to sell this smart pet feeder that requires an app that doesn't exist because the company went bankrupt a year ago
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what I thought dating a software engineer would be like: "honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us"
what dating a software engineer is actually like: "if that microwave connects to the internet we're heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on"
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I bought a desk light. then I opened the box and discovered I had to install an app to control my desk light
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yes because two people literally can't make a similar joke without seeing one of the 2000 replies? get outta here
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Gonna be hard to come up with a device more powerful than the one that was banned on all US flights but I believe in Samsung
theverge.com/2021/4/13/22382…
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I find this incredibly funny. It's a smart shower! that sounds great. except...
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nothing cooler than literally updating the firmware for a rover that's ON MARS
#MarsHelicopter update: Ingenuity is healthy, but it needs a flight software update. While the development of the software is straightforward, validating and uplinking it will take time. We will set a new flight date next week. go.nasa.gov/3daJGcw
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