screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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Joined July 2015
would you prefer to pirate our software? here are literally three reasons that's better
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adobe sells yearly subscriptions under the guise that they're just normal month to month plans and goes for the jugular when you gotta cancel it's great 🥲
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Internet of Shit retweeted
does this imply that the palace bought him the less expensive kindle with ads
“In more recent years, I am told, he extolled the joys of his Kindle until, disgusted by all the direct marketing of books he didn’t want to read, he threw it in the bath.” nytimes.com/2021/04/09/opini…
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Internet of Shit retweeted
"my laundry machine uses gigabytes of traffic every day" is another one of those fun things we can say now that we live in The Future™
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great news that you can't buy any dumb tvs anymore huh
Well, this is slightly terrifying. Opening a malicious link on *any* device on your LAN can fully compromise an LG Smart TV. This is thanks to some new tricks found by @informaticTwitt, which allows the RootMyTV exploit chain to be triggered via any web browser on the same LAN.
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ok twitter rub it in
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Replying to @__Barmy
Ah so they are how we figure out the next dimension
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Replying to @blowdart
I would play a round in a 3d model of my house lol
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Laser printers are way cheaper and you basically never gotta buy more ink!
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still can't decide if it's cool/futuristic or just weird to get a map of your own house from the robot vacuum with a LiDAR on it
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This is extraordinary and revealing. One of the most powerful companies in the United States (and the world) can’t take criticism from a politician without acting like on of the most powerful babies in the world.
This is extraordinary and revealing. One of the most powerful politicians in the United States just said she’s going to break up an American company so that they can’t criticize her anymore.
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people are starting to get their tees!
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AI finally delivers: dog shit avoiding algorithms on vacuum cleaners
@internetofshit Robot vacuum AI saves the day one more time.
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Replying to @al_ghazu
Wait it took a photo??
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modern cars are a nightmare
Night drive in a 530e. Pressed the high beam assist button, but a message from the car essentially said "no, you need to buy the feature first on the ConnectedDrive store." BMW and Merc both keen to do this more in future, so this won't be the first time we'll see it... 💡💰
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Replying to @JoannaStern
"achievement unlocked: it was ok"
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