screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
Replying to @dbrauer
The company that did a genocide wouldn't do anything weird with my data right??
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haha facebook won't be evil THIS time right? Let's give them the benefit of the doubt!
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why even ask this question? the answer is obviously no wired.com/story/facebook-wri…
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Internet of Shit retweeted
Here at McDonald’s. I AM HERE TO HELP!
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Internet of Shit retweeted
Just got served a legit commercial while updating the apps on my LG OLED TV. This isn’t the future I signed up for.
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DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR OVEN (or connect it to the internet????)
My oven has firmware. How is your Sunday going?
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It's Friday, don't forget to update the firmware on your weed vapes.
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Replying to @DarkSoul4242
Hell yeah, good on you
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Replying to @melanclock
Nobody said if it was the majority part
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2020_work_achievements.docx ✅ didn't die ✅ only partially depressed ✅ logged on most days
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gonna just wake up and do my job as if there isn't some harrowing shit that's been going on for 12 months
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employees, it is time for your annual performance review. no we will not acknowledge the global pandemic, but we will be rating you.
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gonna write "ceo" on my forehead and upload it everywhere on the internet
The latest generation of adversarial image attacks is, uh, somewhat simpler to carry out openai.com/blog/multimodal-n…
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so do people want more internet of shit stickers or
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