screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
Replying to @getcwd
Dodged a bullet (they were a cool idea but lord)
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Lol $20k was on the cheap end
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don't know if it was the fact that they were locked with a physical key and the only way to configure them was a webpage that took 15 minutes to work after boot, or that if you did it wrong you could ddos yourself
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once upon a time i installed these for my job. they were a nightmare.
You used to be able to buy your own search engine from Google.
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4 days left! get on it
pssst, did you snag your Internet of Shit tee yet? They're only available for the next week. shop.internetofshit.net/coll…
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Internet of Shit retweeted
My robot vacuum just went under the TV stand and unplugged my Wi-Fi router. The future is awesome.
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so what happens when someone pushes the robot over
Robots could soon replace police patrolling Melbourne's quarantine hotels. The government will trial the radical plan it hopes will reduce COVID risks and free up valuable police resources. 7NEWS.com.au @BlakeJohnson #7NEWS
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roomba's drunk, and apparently it takes weeks to fix that???
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Replying to @AlexJamesFitz
free 5g chip so we can send over the latest commands from hq
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pssst, did you snag your Internet of Shit tee yet? They're only available for the next week. shop.internetofshit.net/coll…
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i know that the pandemic has been hard for everyone but who knew the roombas were taking this so badly? theverge.com/2021/2/24/22299…
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Replying to @barry99705
Ahahahaha damn I'm sorry
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Internet of Shit retweeted
Time to change the coin cell in my light switch! No problem, I keep some CR2032 on hand. Open it up. It’s CR2450. Of course it is. Never even heard of that one. Internet lights are great, honest.
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Internet of Shit retweeted
go get your internet of shit tee, right now!!! rt and tell your friends about that connected shit! 🚀 😘shop.internetofshit.net/prod…
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Your threat model is not my threat model, hospital edition
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i was gonna say.....probably dont do this given there's a pandemic thing happening
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Replying to @pappasadrian
Ma'am, this is a wendy's
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