Fuck you @intel, pay me
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We got a critical hardware level bug affecting two decades of computers on the third day of 2018 I'm scared for the rest of this year.
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Here's a thread of AWS customers saying their CPU went to shit when Amazon quietly patched this out this week forums.aws.amazon.com/thread…
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Here's AMD claiming it's not affected and Google VERY SPECIFICALLY saying it is. Turns out we're all screwed.
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I pulled my 486 out of the cupboard a couple of days ago, sounds like a probably shouldn't put it away.
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Volkkari, BP ja monet muut ovat osoittaneet yhtiöiden toipuvan kriiseistä verraten vaivattomasti. Ostopaikkoja tulossa? (Intel, Qcomm...)
I'm 45 and have never owned an Intel processor. :-) Finally... PAYOFF!!! So no one take my dance of joy personally.
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But are My Bitcoins gonna be ok?
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The #NHS computer systems should be unaffected then! #BlatantTroll
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My win7 machine literally refuses to update ever bc apparently my I7 is too new for it, will this patch still go thru?
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You can avoid the fix, in Linux doing "pti=off" or "nopti".
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If the recent Win update was mean't to fix it, it doesn't. Continuous black screen of death when installing updates and a message saying it has failed is not a patch, it's a travesty
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So can I trade it in for an @amd chip?