And now the world finds out your phone is quietly figuring out the content of your photos
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS ALL GIRLS!!! Go to your photos and type in the ‘Brassiere’ why are apple saving these and made it a folder!!?!!?😱😱😱😱
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your iPhone can look at photos and see + understand: ✅ cat ✅ beaches ✅ trees ✅ fridges ✅ nose hairs ✅ dick pics ✅ sex photos 🙃 sorry
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Look it’s all in good fun, but Apple’s implementation here is good: machine learning models downloaded, but all crunching happens *offline*
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Apple’s mistake is users don’t understand how their phones suddenly know why “boob” and “penis” reliably return photos No prompts, opt-in
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It’s handy when your phone can find cats and you don’t think of why, but when it suddenly processes nudes you’re like...who’s doing this?
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There’s no switch or UI affordance, so you have no idea *how* it’s going on. If I wasn’t in tech, I’d assume Apple was looking at them
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tl;dr - making machine learning seem magical is great but your users will be EXTREMELY uncomfortable when that magic becomes apparent
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weird side effect: if you try google photos it tells you it lets you do this! So you’re like cool, this handy thing from my phone
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The difference? Google crunches all of your weird private photos on *their* servers not just on your device. Whoops!

Oct 30, 2017 · 7:45 PM UTC

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Do I follow you because I'm already paranoid, or am I paranoid because I follow you? ❤️
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That’s cause them shitty android devices can’t think so hard 🤣
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I had a friend who signed up for Google+ then had her own nudes come up when she searched her own name, didn't even know she'd uploaded them
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RT @internetofshit: The difference? Google crunches all of your weird private photos on ∗their∗ servers not just on your device. Whoops!
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Google photos is an app specifically for storing your photos on their servers
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I disabled sync on them all. They ain't getting my Reddit memes.
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We like Apple, their things are pretty. Apple can only be good.
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Google Photos also disables searches for sensitive keywords. But not clear whether XXX terms excluded from the algorithm—or just the search.
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And the users who freak out about this machine learning image recognition can't tell the difference.