And now the world finds out your phone is quietly figuring out the content of your photos
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS ALL GIRLS!!! Go to your photos and type in the ‘Brassiere’ why are apple saving these and made it a folder!!?!!?😱😱😱😱
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your iPhone can look at photos and see + understand: ✅ cat ✅ beaches ✅ trees ✅ fridges ✅ nose hairs ✅ dick pics ✅ sex photos 🙃 sorry
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Look it’s all in good fun, but Apple’s implementation here is good: machine learning models downloaded, but all crunching happens *offline*
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Apple’s mistake is users don’t understand how their phones suddenly know why “boob” and “penis” reliably return photos No prompts, opt-in
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It’s handy when your phone can find cats and you don’t think of why, but when it suddenly processes nudes you’re like...who’s doing this?
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There’s no switch or UI affordance, so you have no idea *how* it’s going on. If I wasn’t in tech, I’d assume Apple was looking at them
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tl;dr - making machine learning seem magical is great but your users will be EXTREMELY uncomfortable when that magic becomes apparent

Oct 30, 2017 · 7:38 PM UTC

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weird side effect: if you try google photos it tells you it lets you do this! So you’re like cool, this handy thing from my phone
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The difference? Google crunches all of your weird private photos on *their* servers not just on your device. Whoops!
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Replying to @internetofshit
Well this feature was long implemented by gphotos and FB as well, still having pix precisely classified is super creepy
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True, at least on macOS you can kill the relevant system process for good, on mobile it’s a lot different, but hey... it’s time going on
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Don't worry: Clippy conditioned us to it.
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Revenge of the nerds!
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Thanks for this. I hope there isn't a convenient API for app devs to search photos by words. Already most apps have access to files.
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“Is THIS your card?” “Amazing!” “And is THIS your underwear?” “...”
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My outrage at being called a dud is tempered by my confusion as to why Duds is a category.
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