And now the world finds out your phone is quietly figuring out the content of your photos
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS ALL GIRLS!!! Go to your photos and type in the ‘Brassiere’ why are apple saving these and made it a folder!!?!!?😱😱😱😱
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your iPhone can look at photos and see + understand: ✅ cat ✅ beaches ✅ trees ✅ fridges ✅ nose hairs ✅ dick pics ✅ sex photos 🙃 sorry
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Look it’s all in good fun, but Apple’s implementation here is good: machine learning models downloaded, but all crunching happens *offline*

Oct 30, 2017 · 7:33 PM UTC

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Apple’s mistake is users don’t understand how their phones suddenly know why “boob” and “penis” reliably return photos No prompts, opt-in
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It’s handy when your phone can find cats and you don’t think of why, but when it suddenly processes nudes you’re like...who’s doing this?
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There’s no switch or UI affordance, so you have no idea *how* it’s going on. If I wasn’t in tech, I’d assume Apple was looking at them
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tl;dr - making machine learning seem magical is great but your users will be EXTREMELY uncomfortable when that magic becomes apparent
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weird side effect: if you try google photos it tells you it lets you do this! So you’re like cool, this handy thing from my phone
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The difference? Google crunches all of your weird private photos on *their* servers not just on your device. Whoops!
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Replying to @internetofshit
Is it verified that the learning happens client side and not server side for Apple devices?
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Replying to @internetofshit
This is what a lot of the replies need to see. It’s all indexed on the device and stored locally!