i don’t understand why tesla thought requiring internet on a giant fucking battery glued to your wall was a good idea

Oct 17, 2017 · 10:12 PM UTC

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Umm, it needs internet for updates. Just like every device out there. Plainly states it functions without.
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Convenience? But how secure is it?
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It was how long ago that WPA2 was cracked?
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CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP AND ENJOY YOUR NEW TESLA PRODUCT? THX
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The screenshot actually explains it pretty well
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Partially Utility/Grid requests, there's plans for grids to feed in/out of batteries (cars inc) to assist with wind/solar surge/lulls
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@elonmusk what's your thought on that?
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Obviously so they can create a "certified by tesla" battery master installer course. 👨‍🏭👩‍🔧 and sell it through their battery webshop.
Look up HE3DA. Industrial high capacity lithium batteries that don't explode even if you drill a hole right through them.
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It’s an evil genius plan by @Tesla to siphon free power in the background muhahaha
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