i don’t understand why tesla thought requiring internet on a giant fucking battery glued to your wall was a good idea

Oct 17, 2017 · 10:12 PM UTC

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telemetry much?
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How else is someone supposed to hack your whole house?
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The Internet Of Gigantic Chemical Bombs.
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#disrupted
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C) install endless updates to break the hardware and force new purchases.
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Not to play devil's advocate, but logistic reports on issues relayed through internet could be super helpful to them
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Don’t worry they will come up with a way to charge you monthly for it and cos it’s connected they can disconnect it if u don’t pay
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"oh look, my house battery is mining bitcoins"
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My UPSes are explody and toxic and don't have to call home. I've don't Oxy-Acetylene and the tanks don't need a wall drop to work
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