I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO SPEAK TO THE INTERNET OF THINGS

Sep 26, 2017 · 12:55 AM UTC

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THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
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The electronic door locks at work were updated today. They promptly stopped working sitewide and we couldn't get back in.
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Luckily your sneaker does it for you
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aren't we always talking to the internet of things? "why is this <insert iot device> not <insert task it is supposed to do>?"
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Why would I want to talk to a fridge or a cup?
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Lets hope they do not want to speak to you #IfYoureLying