hm based on this i guess juicero dude is gonna come back in five years with a toaster that only works with DRM bread
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it’s me the juicero dude, here’s my new $899 toaster

Sep 2, 2017 · 11:43 PM UTC

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instead of C Round funding , can we have C section funding so we can abort this fetus ?
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gameboy camera ass kitchen appliance
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It should mine crypto currency, using the heat to toast the bread with a QR code of the result.
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This is your next assignment. Scan QR code on back for dossier, memorize, cut into points and eat with caviar.
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With a lower cost option that puts ads on the other side of each slice.
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someone will find a way to burn threatening messages into your toast remotely