hm based on this i guess juicero dude is gonna come back in five years with a toaster that only works with DRM bread

Sep 2, 2017 · 11:38 PM UTC

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when i die pls write “anonymous Iot shitposter” on my gravestone
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wow what a niche
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it’s me the juicero dude, here’s my new $899 toaster
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Replying to @internetofshit
wtf is a "mainframe juice press"?
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Replying to @mynnoj @internetofshit
Yeah, it needs to start with dough packets that have some sort of DRM chip on them, more like juicero.
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Replying to @internetofshit
an enormous juicer in the basement of the building running juice out to every single thin juice client dispenser in the building
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Replying to @internetofshit
yOU WouLDNt DOwNload A JUicE
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Replying to @internetofshit
I saw Jobs speak at Cornell about 1988 on how the NeXT would start a revolution based on the exact things the Apple did
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It's not the idiot with the idea with this one. It's the investors
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A 'toaster' that heats up pre-toasted bread.
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