Wife: "that yogurt would've killed you anyway because you're probably lactose intolerant!"

>they even create an accidental botnet in the end

Suck it Jin Yang. So much gold

soon we will only have choice between that and entry-level fridges : at mid-range they will be cheaper because of ads and big data re-sell.

Just standing with fridge door open? Idiots. And I'm still waiting to see an obituary that says, "ate food past expire date."

If that is the future then it can fuck right off.