the future's great until you're on GPRS
Caroline O'Donovan @ceodonovan
29 Jul 2017
i used a new car share app to rent a car and took it to the country and now it won't turn on bc it doesn't have service and i am stranded
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this just reminds me of the dude who got locked out of his tesla in the middle of the desert telegraph.co.uk/technology/2…
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hi device makers feel free to use the cloud but pls, store the encryption keys on device so customers can use shit if the internet breaks

Jul 30, 2017 · 1:43 PM UTC

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it's like this shit is all being designed by nerds who have never left San Francisco
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Lol
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As a less than completely ethical hacker, yes, please store the encryption keys on the devices...
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stand alone stand alone stand alone If you depend on the net to operate a device .. get something else
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Remember bit.ly/2v8FJQt? Containerization rage: bit.ly/2vjeF1j “…software prisons can hide nasty attack payloads”
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like the tesla's Key fob? But yeah, unlock via smartphone should also work via a direct communication channel.
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Unfortunately, vendor lock-in is taught as a virtue in MBA classes. Reliance on cloud services helps facilitate that.
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I thought that Tesla gives a key/card for those cases
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Tesla claims Model 3 to use BT from phone, not internet. Comes with a "cc-thin" key for other use (I presume rfid?).
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*when* the internet breaks
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