The funny thing is that the part where people were without coffee for days seems to be the most worrisome aspect of it all for the author.

Sounds like this is fake. How can a coffee machine display the message, how can a simple processor get infected?

I had a blu ray player freeze up during an auto firmware update and crashed my entire home network with noise. Unplugged it all to isolate.

Computers just don't understand coffee

This is a small example of why I think we shouldn't make every relatively simple device we use into something networked.

why are coffee machines even on the internet

Coffee machine , internet. Why 🤔🤔

I think "Don't connect external machines to the internal control room network" is in every manual and textbook.

the little coffeemaker that could

😂