Thank you for joining our sous vide botnet! Enjoy your steak. nymag.com/selectall/2017/07/…
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now that i think about this, selling knockoff home appliances with wifi via amazon might be the best ever way to roll your own botnet
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behold, my botnet army of bidets, dishwashers and hairdryers will cripple AWS
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THE END OF THE CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT DID NOT COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WAR OR FOOD
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NO, WE WERE THROWN BACK TO THE STONE AGE BY TWENTY MILLION CONNECTED LIGHTBULBS, BECOMING SENTIENT AT ONCE
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I’m sure the reality is far less exciting and my Smart lights have actually been a bitcoin miner this whole time
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but seriously though why has nobody launched a smart toilet that also is part of the block chain yet

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non repoodiation...
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In South Korea, they did. Behold; the actual internet of shit. cryptocoinsnews.com/south-ko…
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I just had a parental flashback - "Did you go before we left?"
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Why not a smart toilet mining rig for BTC? You can flush for every BTC you mine?
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"pull blockchain to flush"
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I'm stealing this idea
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isn't that what your are working on?
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Gotta be one with WiFi enabled bidet spraying as well
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Cuz you're not supposed to get high off your own supply.
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Don't even go there.
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