Thank you for joining our sous vide botnet! Enjoy your steak. nymag.com/selectall/2017/07/…
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now that i think about this, selling knockoff home appliances with wifi via amazon might be the best ever way to roll your own botnet
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behold, my botnet army of bidets, dishwashers and hairdryers will cripple AWS
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THE END OF THE CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT DID NOT COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WAR OR FOOD
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NO, WE WERE THROWN BACK TO THE STONE AGE BY TWENTY MILLION CONNECTED LIGHTBULBS, BECOMING SENTIENT AT ONCE
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I’m sure the reality is far less exciting and my Smart lights have actually been a bitcoin miner this whole time
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but seriously though why has nobody launched a smart toilet that also is part of the block chain yet

Jul 11, 2017 · 8:56 PM UTC

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The blockchain can record and verify shit transactions between all portions of the waste management system.
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"Longest chain wins"
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I like the idea of heated toilet (from the CPU heat), not the usual cold one :-)
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I proposed one that also gives a high score based on "gaseous potency" when a marketing person suggested we "IoT the office"
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My #privacy-protecting friends: some1 please click "#IoTRevolution17" & try deprogramming those nutters. RT @EFF etc.(I'm preoccupied.) TiA🐧
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**cough cough** news.bitcoin.com/introducing…
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"Proof of Shit"
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youtube.com/watch?v=2P0-F5… you name it, you got it
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'SecureStool 538. -Shit just got real. Real connected' (Available at every Home Depot this fall)
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nobody wants shitty coins
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