Thank you for joining our sous vide botnet! Enjoy your steak. nymag.com/selectall/2017/07/…
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now that i think about this, selling knockoff home appliances with wifi via amazon might be the best ever way to roll your own botnet
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behold, my botnet army of bidets, dishwashers and hairdryers will cripple AWS
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THE END OF THE CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT DID NOT COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WAR OR FOOD
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NO, WE WERE THROWN BACK TO THE STONE AGE BY TWENTY MILLION CONNECTED LIGHTBULBS, BECOMING SENTIENT AT ONCE
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I’m sure the reality is far less exciting and my Smart lights have actually been a bitcoin miner this whole time
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but seriously though why has nobody launched a smart toilet that also is part of the block chain yet

Jul 11, 2017 · 8:56 PM UTC

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A really smart toiled would mine new bitcoins from the energy contained in the products it daily receives.
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yeap, it would be called shitcoin
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Clogchain
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Nobody wants a toilet that has anything to do with blocks, especially if you have to fiddle with the chain to fix them :)
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That sounds like a fecally sound money making scheme.
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Why would I need an internet connected bidet? Or anything else, for that matter?
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I think you just invented the logchain.
Replying to @internetofshit @CivicCentreMan
Sounds like a great pump and dump scheme.
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How about IoT+blockchain+DHT? It's ghastly! zovolt.com/index.html
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Shit chain😂
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