Thank you for joining our sous vide botnet! Enjoy your steak. nymag.com/selectall/2017/07/…
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now that i think about this, selling knockoff home appliances with wifi via amazon might be the best ever way to roll your own botnet
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behold, my botnet army of bidets, dishwashers and hairdryers will cripple AWS
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THE END OF THE CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT DID NOT COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WAR OR FOOD
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NO, WE WERE THROWN BACK TO THE STONE AGE BY TWENTY MILLION CONNECTED LIGHTBULBS, BECOMING SENTIENT AT ONCE
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I’m sure the reality is far less exciting and my Smart lights have actually been a bitcoin miner this whole time

Jul 11, 2017 · 8:50 PM UTC

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but seriously though why has nobody launched a smart toilet that also is part of the block chain yet
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gives new meaning to litecoin
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Those tweets could start the "Religion of Bulb-Believers"!
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They probably burn more energy than an incandescent!
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That would explain the heatsinks on these supposedly energy efficient lights...
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So long as you get a cut.
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I'd pay good money for light bulbs that were also bitcoin miners.
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From the reports your dishwasher sent me, your lightbulbs are mining ether. Not bitcoin, don't thank me :)