Thank you for joining our sous vide botnet! Enjoy your steak. nymag.com/selectall/2017/07/…
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now that i think about this, selling knockoff home appliances with wifi via amazon might be the best ever way to roll your own botnet
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behold, my botnet army of bidets, dishwashers and hairdryers will cripple AWS
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THE END OF THE CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT DID NOT COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WAR OR FOOD
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NO, WE WERE THROWN BACK TO THE STONE AGE BY TWENTY MILLION CONNECTED LIGHTBULBS, BECOMING SENTIENT AT ONCE
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brb writing a book about how sentient IOT sous vides accidentally kill humanity

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Recommended title: 'Slow cooking: the species'
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Omg
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20/10 would read
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That's why I unplug mine, oh and have never connected it to the wifi; manual switch is quicker too
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True Story - a friend once discussed ordering a pizza one night in front of Amazon Echo. 3 days later, pizza bases were delivered as result
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Sounds like a job for @ChuckTingle!
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The sous vide keeps the water at the optimal temperature to grow bacteria, while reporting the proper cooking temperature.
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@aliasjdm this thread.
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Right now sentient sous vide cookers could only kill off a certain kind of smug Silicon Valley polymath.
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I would buy it. But be sure to make the physical book wifi enabled ;)
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