the internet of shit. it’s finally real 😭
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who knew intel would go on to make smart toilets? 🤷‍♀️

Jul 4, 2017 · 6:26 PM UTC

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PoopMaster 2000™ with Intel Core i7
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Gives IOPS a whole new meaning
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I believe Japan's had smart poopers for a while now....
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They'll just add some toiletpaper recognition software to it and then even the stuff you use for number two isn't private anymore.
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Intel Inside
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if you look at their crappy processor architectures this is just consistent…
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Intoilet Inside youtube.com/watch?v=nk5nSZRF…
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if it compoops, it compoops best on Intel
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2000: computer in every home 2010: computer in every pocket 2020: computer in every toilet
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