If the internet goes down you’ll overheat in bed, too
The Verge

Jun 25, 2017 · 1:22 PM UTC

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Remember, you know, blankets? Who needs anything more than that?
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@rande everyone is ripping on this but I feel this was invented personally for you.
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Why buy that duvet when a GTX 480 can get the heating job done?
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It's not like you would wake up and turn the heating off, after all
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Please pay 2 bitcoin or your bed will never be made
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I would write a longer sentance to mock this but I'm too lazy
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Bet you wouldn't want to have sex on that blanket. 'honey, there's a fan in your ass'
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And then the hackers turn both sides of the bed to 100℃.
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