If the internet goes down you’ll overheat in bed, too
The Verge

Jun 25, 2017 · 1:22 PM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit
I'd like to announce my new venture "Drive-By Bedmaking", peace of mind for when you get ransomwared.
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What a time to be alive...
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but wait... there's more! They actually have raised $391,816 USD raised by 1657 backers - 1959% of a $ 20k goal... on IndieGogo ?! WTH?!
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If at any day you intend to stay a little bit longer in bed, you'll be suffocated by the self-unrolling duvet.
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On the other hand if your internets are ok - it'll make ur bed
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We need to get rid of the web and all that crap ! REALLY !
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How are you supposed to wash it god damn it
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But does it Hoover ?